Have you noticed that it is easy to fall victim to Archimedes' principle: "when you take your electric unicycle to work, you ride the longest route"? So is it for me, I always choose with the car the shortest and with my EUC the longest route.

Exactly! I end up going down trails...for the sake of going down trails ha ha, longest route to closest destination wins ;)

Shortest route isn’t always the most suitable for the EUC, or the safest for the rider. I plan to ride to work at some point. Shortest route is 6 miles, but if I want to ride safe roads/paths, I’ll be doing double that, which is fine by me.